Shhh, No One Cares Organic Cotton Ash Heather Fair Trade Unisex Zip Up Hoodie

"Shhh, No One Cares" Organic Cotton Warmth

Ah, the perfect blend of cozy warmth and soul-crushing apathy. This organic ash heather hoodie features minimalist line art of someone who's clearly had enough—of everything. Draped in this soft, ethically sourced fabric, you can finally wear your indifference as comfortably as you feel it.

The muted ash tone pairs perfectly with the iconic, soul-defeating phrase, making it ideal for those days when you just can’t muster the energy to pretend to care. Slip it on, let the world fade into the background, and enjoy the subtle peace of quiet irrelevance.

Because really... Shhh.

Sustainability

This 100% organic cotton zip-up hoodie is produced in a wind mill powered, Fair Trade Certified™ facility. This means that our products were grown, harvested, crafted and traded in ways that improve lives and protect the environment. Additionally, this zip up hoodie is Oeko-Tex certified meaning no toxic dyes, chemical fertilizers or pesticides, or formaldehyde were used in the production of this product.

Details

• 400gsm Heavyweight Organic Cotton with brushed interior
  
• 100% Organic Cotton facing
• 100% Organic Cotton double-folded flat knit cotton ribbing
• Premium Metal YKK Zipper - #5 Gauge with Nickel Finish
• No toxic dyes, chemical fertilizers  or pesticides, or formaldehyde are used
• 3-end fleece with a brushed organic cotton & recycled polyester interior which accounts for 20% of recycled polyester in the total garment
• Reverse flatlock stitching to reduce bulk and increase durability
• 4" wide, double folded, flat-knit side ribbing for added flexibility
• Adjustable drawstring hood with front kangaroo pocket
  
• Standard Fit
• Pre-shrunk and treated to ensure minimal shrinkage
• Size chart measurements are approximate & allow for +/- 1" variation
• Garment weight: 32 oz
• Pantone:TCX 19-4111
• Oeko-Tex Certified
• Free Trade Certified
• Imported